For the waitress I have a crush on:
1.
Do not think that I am a threat
My heart and aim are true
I’m just not like a table set
I’m more like love renewed.
2.
I could never play it cool
My gift was never that
Instead I break most every rule
With a rabbit and a hat
3.
I think your eyes caught me first
So big and bright were they
They changed the mood and quenched my thirst
And begged my soul to stay
4.
You made me laugh
when I wanted to cry
Your gift was so just right
I’m sorry you have to wonder why
I refuse to leave tonight
5.
Trying to look calm to no avail
The space is to crazy for that
So I grab more bread from out of the pail
And hope you’ll swing by for a chat
6.
I love the way that you dress
So different from the sheep
It’s simple and chic but up to the test
And it makes my knees go weak
7.
I know how to frighten most anyone
It’s easy for me to be sure
I’m staring and silent and the only one
Who’s been watching you cover the floor:
1. For my X
I watched the women come and go
I could not help but compare
But no one could touch your special glow
And remove me from my despair
2.
In the shadow of the cathedral
The sinners gathered in force
I the worst among them
And feeling the heat of remorse
So I sit alone upon the stones
Lost in a quiet refrain
Wishing with every one of my bones
For an end to all of this pain
3.
I could go for a walk and check out the scene
But for me that’s quite old hat
I’d rather do something that’s not as obscene
And tell all these people take that